For those who know... you know.
This Guys Night tee brings to life one of Chicago’s most legendary inside jokes:
“What three Chicago streets rhyme with vagina?”
Say it with us: Paulina, Melvina, and Lunt.
A little raunchy, a little regional, and 100% Windy City.
Perfect for native Chicagoans, or anyone who appreciates the unique poetry of city street names and barstool humor.
🎬 Details:
👕 One premium unisex tee (Comfort Colors)
📦 Shipping included on orders over $70 (U.S. only) | All orders will ship together on or by December 15, 2025.
All profits go directly toward the production of Guys Night - an independent film made in partnership with IFA Chicago and the Hometown community. To make a direct donation - you can visit www.givebutter.com/guysnight
✨ Features
This limited-edition tee is printed on the classic Comfort Colors 1717 — soft, sturdy, and made to feel like it's been yours forever.
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in look
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Unisex fit with sizes S–3XL
- Seamless tubular knit and double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Movie quote finished with the signature GUYS NIGHT and Chicago flag stars
- Guaranteed to get a knowing smirk from locals (and a raised eyebrow from tourists)
🧺 Care Instructions
To keep your Comfort Colors tee looking and feeling its best:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
This tee is garment-dyed for a lived-in look and feel — so it may soften and fade gently over time, just like a good memory.